March 2017 Releases

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March already huh? Maybe your bank balance has recovered from the festive season by this point, so check out what's new and coming out this month!

 

Games

 

Nintendo Switch

Blimey it's here already!? Nintendo's new console hope is released on the world, with multiple play modes, a hybrid home/portable style and a few exciting games to tide us over until Mario is released.

 

 

 

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 

Is it worth getting a switch for? Or will you just get the WiiU version...

 

 

 

Super Bomberman R

Old school multiplayer shenanigans abound as you bomb the crap out of your mates.

 

 

1-2-Switch

The Switch party game collection. Hopefully will show off what the hardware can do but in a way you can play with your mum.

 

 

Mass Effect: Andromeda

Play as Ryder, and seek out new worlds and new companions in the new Mass Effect. Looks fun, and I'm looking forward to trying a new Mass Effect away from the issues caused by the 3rd game.

 

 

Nier: Automata

High speed blast and slash android action game by Platinum Games, creators of Bayonetta. Looks suitably over the top.

 

 

Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 & 2.5 Remix

Disney themed JRPG of the month! Play back through these collections of all the old Kingdom Hearts games, so you might have a chance of understanding the convoluted story before KH3 comes out.

 

 

 

Films

 

Logan

Wolverine is back, with Hugh Jackman in his purported last appearance as the blade claw wielding, super healing, Ex-X-man.

 

 

Kong: Skull Island

Big monsters and monkeys and mild terror as we get another take on the 'lets go to an uncharted island and fight monsters and a giant gorilla, because what could go wrong?'. A story for the ages.

 

 

Power Rangers

A reboot of the 90s classic as a new set of teens get kung fu skills and magic suits as they fight aliens and such.

 

 

Ghost in the Shell

Scarlett Johanssen stars in this live action remake of the classic anime/manga. A cyborg detective seeks a terrorist in future Japan.

 

 

Beauty And The Beast

Hermione gets into bestiality and makes friends with some talking teacups in the Disney remake of the Disney film.

 

 

 What are you looking forward to this month? Anything we missed? Let us know in the comments!